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Dec. 16th, 2005 @ 02:52 am (no subject)
Doing my laundry has reminded me how many t-shirts I have. Every time I do laundry, I have to read this onion article again.

But don't worry. T-shirts are still good presents. I can always use more of them.




Maybe someday I'll count them all. Till then I will enjoy only doing laundry once a month.

...also, after I count them I will continue to enjoy doing laundry once a month.
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Nov. 26th, 2005 @ 09:11 pm b rand new 30GB iPod... w00t
mmm.... brand new 30GB Video iPod...

Yup

Happy birthday Gordon!! Definitely the coolest present I've gotten in a long time, probably since the whole London trip. I put my whole music collection on it already. I'll have to figure out how to add videos soon. Gtkpod, here I come!

In other news, Thanksgiving at the Mangelsdorf's big old farmhouse. I think that's the first house that actually had enough room for everybody. It was freaking huge. All 27 of us probably could have stayed overnight if it was winterized.

Uncle Thomas was taking photos of the food, trying to explain to friends in Paris what the meaning of Thanksgiving was. Meanwhile, I was taking photos of everybody I possibly could, and as many as possible. Those will be available in a few days, btw. Anyways, it's been said zillions of times before, but even though the food is good (heck, the food is generally awesome) my favorite part of Thanksgiving is always the familiar faces. It's a comfort thing. Faces I see every Thanksgiving, people I love to be around, people I've walked countless blocks in the freezing cold with (a family tradition). I was a little uncertain, since I'd only been to the colonial-era farmhouse once before... but where doesn't matter. It's the 'who' that I care about, and what makes Thanksgiving truly Thanksgiving. At least for me. Your results may vary.

P.S.: Candice was a real trooper through the whole thing. I'm proud of her.
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Nov. 24th, 2005 @ 02:12 am a few musings
Apparently not everybody in Kansas is completely bass-ackwards. My faith in humanity is at least partly restored.



So yeah, I'm 21 now.

So far I've had:

* a Reggae Sunsplash margarita
* two beers


and umm... that's about it. I'm no heavy drinker here, ya know. Oh, wait, there's one other thing I've had:



* fun
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Nov. 13th, 2005 @ 10:35 pm Procrastination, thy name is Gordon.
I have a whole bunch of things converging on and around this Wednesday. Including three major projects, a judicial board appeal (somebody else's, not mine), a Calc test, and--of course--my birthday.

I havn't gotten started on any of these things. I've been upgrading to SUSE 10, spending tons of time with Candice, and listening to music. I feel a little lethargic, a bit down, and oh yeah this dry air is killing me. My (very cool) new roommate suggested I get a humidifier and I just might do exactly that. I thought about it seriously last year, the only reason I didn't was that I never was sure where the best place to get one was.

And anyways here I am writing here instead of working on that philosophy paper.
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Oct. 31st, 2005 @ 12:25 am (no subject)
(Bob is a analyst at a security operations center for an ISP. He sent me this email and I decided I'd pass it on to you guys for review. Is this even possible? I'm not sure, but it sure did freak Bob out. He can't bring himself to go back to the SOC anymore, and he's looking for telecommuting jobs on Monster. --Alice)

Alice,
I know you're gonna think I'm crazy but you're the only one I can think who would possibly listen to what I'm about to say without immediately dismissing it. Please, read my whole account of what happened to me tonight before writing me off.

I went into work last night for the graveyard shift. Yeah, graveyard shift on Halloween, haha. We'd just ramped up to 24/7 ops the previous week so this was going to be my first night alone in the SOC. I was pretty excited at first, since I wouldn't have any of these other knuckleheads in my hair while I was doing some hard core analysis, you know? I logged into my station, started some queries for deltas in the previous 24, and went to get some coffee, since it was going to be a long night.

Little did I know...

After returning to the SOC with my joe, Carol gave me the briefing on the days events (in a nutshell, nothing - apparently all the s'kiddies were gearing up for Trick or Treating and not harassing us). She did mention something that didn't show up in any of the reports though - a general "weirdness" to the traffic in the DMZ. She couldn't really qualify it, but she said she though something kind of odd was going on. Okay Carol, I'll keep my eyes open (as I roll them back into my head). She punched out and I was all alone.

Or was I?

I threw some tunes on WinAmp and started to rock out while pouring over the output of my earlier queries. My attempts at scripting up some rudimentary anomaly detection in our aggregation console appeared to be woefully inadequate or simply functioning properly with a dearth of anomalies when I saw it.

A new host in the DMZ.

A host which had apparently come up at midnight local, October 31st. Who the hell stands up a box in the DMZ at *midnight* on a Saturday night? It had to be the mouth-breathers in development relying on the assumption that no one would be monitoring the network over the weekend. Heh, nice try chumps, but you've just tweaked the wrong BOFH. To cover my bases, I looked up the latest network diagrams for the DMZ. Just as I thought, nothing authorized or even submitted regarding a new box in the DMZ. Finally, after months of slaving away over reports I was going to get to demand someone take a box down. I could feel the power coursing through my fingertips as I began to compose the flame to end all flames.

"Dear clownboats,"

I hesitated. What would they come back with? I needed more ammunition to stave off a possible counteroffensive. I decide to scan the box, to see how much risk these "developers" were actually exposing my DMZ to. A quick nmap returned results the likes of which I had not seen since my days at that dot bomb in Sunnyvale.

"Remote operating system guess: Linux 2.0.35-37"

W

T

F

Two-oh? Was this some sort of prank? These guys are dullards to be sure, but no one is this stupid. It's gotta be some sort of security through ob-fu or something. I had to know. Telnetting quickly confirmed my worst fears.

Trying 10.31.10.31...
Connected to 10.31.10.31.
Escape character is '^]'.

Red Hat Linux release 5.2 (Apollo)
Kernel 2.0.36 on an i486
login:

I stared, dumfounded, at the prompt's ever-blinking cursor. I tried to wrap my head around what I was seeing. Red Hat FIVE DOT FSKING TWO? Even if this was a honeypot, this was ridiculous. What were they trying to do, find out which kiddie has the oldest sploits?

I did what any sane security professional would do in my situation.

I typed "root".

The box retorted with "Password:"

I reiterated, "root".

[root@zion root]#

A chill crept out of my keyboard and up my spine as I realized that this wasn't a joke, and it wasn't a honeypot. It was a real box, and the people who put this on my DMZ were officially TOO STUPID FOR INTERNET. I was going to get to the bottom of this and it would be made right, dammit. I haven't been working in the security industry for over SIX MONTHS to have morons like this come CRAP ALL OVER MY DMZ.

I took a deep breath and considered my options. If I went off half-cocked, blasting accusatory emails to everyone in network engineering, the box would be burned and mysteriously vanish. Oh, a magic server that no one owns, how original.

No, I needed to find out who this box belonged to. I listed the contents of /home, and was rewarded with a litany of names which I did not recognize. The one with the most recent activity was an 'tanderson,' so I decided to play a hunch. The 'w' command confirmed my hunch, and showed root and tanderson currently logged in. It also showed that the box had been up for close to 12 days, and that tanderson had logged in on October 18th, 1999. This box has more problems than I thought. 'date' confirmed it, these fools apparently have the system set to a date in 1999. Still testing those Y2K compatibility patches, eh boys? It was a little outside of my jurisdiction, so to speak, but I decided to question my only witness/suspect. After googling for a bit, I discovered the "write" command.

[root@zion root]# write tanderson tty1
What's up with this box?

Message from tanderson@zion on tty1 at 23:53

>> what? who are you?

I'm root, who are you

>> look i dont know if your a hacker or whatever but please dont hack my computer right now i need to finish my work

You look, you bring a swiss-cheese box up on *my* DMZ and its *my* problem. What the hell are you doing?

>> hey pal i dont want to fight i just want to finish this project, okay, i'm on a

d e a d l i n e ...

The word "deadline" appeared slowly, one character at a time, and for some reason really resonated with me. I could swear I felt a presence in the room with me - or was I merely feeling "sympathy pains" for this 'tanderson' and his arbitrary deadline?

Shake it off Bob, you're an infosec pro, not a social worker. You get paid to be hardcore.

Sorry dude, but your deadline ain't my problem. This box is going to have to come down immediately - it's too risky to leave up.

>> No.

What? I don't think you've got much say in the matter. I'm the security admin, and you're some random cluebie who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Take it like a man. > NO

All of the other boxes in the SOC powered down.

>> NO

Then the lights.

>> NO

I stared at the screen, my breath caught in my throat. My terrified trance was broken by the beeping of my calculator watch. It was midnight.

"Connection closed by foreign host."

I scooped up the phone and hurriedly dialed Ted, the night sysadmin.

"This is Ted. Whassup?"

"Hey Ted, Bob." My mouth was dry and the words barely managed to squeak out.

"Hey Bob, what can I do ya for?"

"Do you know anything about a box named 'zion' in the DMZ?"

"Our DMZ?"

My fear had begun to give way to annoyance again.

"Yes, our DMZ. At 10.31.10.31."

"Bob, there's nothing at that IP."

I quickly pinged it, and attempted to telnet in again. He was right, the box was down.

"It... it was just up. I telnetted right in, it was a Red Hat 5.2 box, and a user named 'tanderson' was logged in ..."

"tanderson? Are you sure?", Ted said, with a wavering uncertainty.

"Yes, I'm positive. He kept yammering about finishing his project," I blurted.

"Bob - Thomas Anderson was downsized back in '99. He was working on moving all of our NT servers to Linux, but he never got to finish. Bob... ... that server's been down for FIVE YEARS."
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Oct. 28th, 2005 @ 08:11 am (no subject)
So... perhaps I will have a new roommate after all. The guys in my suite just told me that some guy was walking around the suite when I was out, and he said he would be my new roommate. Darn, and I was just getting used to all this space. The other bed makes a nice surface for putting stuff on.

In other news, I'm pretty sure I did quite well on both my Ethics and my Calculus III final--the former because it's easy for me to understand, the latter because the teacher has really easy tests. I was completely done in under an hour, and unlike with Naber's exams I felt overall very confident. The use of my TI-89 during the test was quite a lifesaver^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hquite nice.
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Oct. 24th, 2005 @ 07:13 pm (no subject)
It has recently come to my attention that major updatage is needed by me. And so I thought I'd post a picture of what I bought at a flea market earlier yesterday:



Had a wonderful time with Candice the whole weekend. Amish stand, shopping, laundry, The Sims, the Flea Market @ RTM, Chinatown, and of course the tickle war. And a nice hot bath at the end.
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Oct. 15th, 2005 @ 04:12 pm I just don't have much luck with roommates.
::shakes head::

So I get back to my dorm this morning to discover my roommate's stuff packed up and ready to move out. A bit of a surprise really. We didn't have any major conflicts, at least not any that he told me about. Turns out that my coughing was keeping him awake all night. Which is fine, I guess. Any other problem I would have wanted him to ask me about before moving, but he knows I can't do anything about the coughing.

So I have a huge room, and no idea what to do with all this space. I don't even know if I'm going to have another roommate move back in. If not I suppose I'll find a use for the second desk. And the other wardrobe. Don't know what I'll do with the other bed though. And geez, all that floorspace.

Darn.





And yes, this will be the second time I've started to update this journal. Maybe this time it'll stick.
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Jun. 6th, 2005 @ 04:31 pm (no subject)
My dad has this obsession about me getting a job over the summer.

I'm looking around and I've already found 3 computer-related companies that I might want to apply for.

I checked them out online.  And it's not just me--ALL small computer businesses have awful, outdated, ugly websites.

Qualitech
--Computers from 3 years ago?  256 colors?

PC. Professional
--Parts still under construction?  Badly-resized GIFs?  MARQUEE tag?

Central Penn Computers
--A JAVA applet for what should be just an animated GIF?  Bland design? A BLINK tag?!.. EEK!

These are examples of varyingly bad site design.  I have to admit that my own site (texasdex.com) isn't the greatest website either.  It uses garish, ugly, colorful backgrounds.  But it's not a professional website, and makes no claim to be.  These websites are obviously done as an afterthought by a few geeks who learned lots of HTML but no web design whatsoever.

Like I said, I'm no expert on creating well-designed websites.  I admit it!  But I can tell when a website design is really bad, and those websites are.


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Jun. 5th, 2005 @ 02:38 pm (no subject)
Busy day yesterday:

Drexel Players Senior Picnic,

then an 8 to the Bar concert.

Much fun was had by me.

At the 8ttb concert, Conrad, one of the graduating seniors, talked about how he met his girlfriend Kat at an 8ttb concert over two years ago.  Kat came up on stage with one of the alumni to present him with a surprise present for his last concert: a guitar.  Then the ceremony took an odd turn....

He knelt down and unzipped the guitar case to check it out.  But then he brought out a white box, and said something like "ow, I hurt my knee" and didn't stand up.  You can probably guess what's going to happen next.  Kat had, because at that point she put her hands over her mouth.  He said "You may have gotten me a guitar, but I got you a ring.  I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

I don't even need to tell you she said yes, and they embraced for what must have been several minutes.

They got a standing ovation.


I don't yet know who I want to spend the rest of my life with.  Candice is wonderful... but we've never met in real life, let alone lived together.  I suppose eventually I might have to make that decision.  Till then I think I will enjoy meeting Candice for the first time next weekend!  Yes, you heard it.  We're finally seeing eachother.  Much celebration and probably some fun will ensue (what I mean by 'fun' is left up to the imagination of the reader).

Less than 10 days!

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Jun. 1st, 2005 @ 02:41 am (no subject)
<geekspeak alt="One of my computers is broken.  I plan to fix it.">

Click here if you feel the above statement insults your intelligence. )
</geekspeak>




In other news, my parents got a dog.  I was a little surprised to see my step brother post that they got a labradoodle.  Yes, "labradoodle".  And yes, it makes me chuckle, just a bit.  I admittedly can't think of any better name for a cross between a labrador and a poodle.  Poodrador perhaps?

Anyways.

This is what a labradoodle looks like:


Also, apparently the dog is named Hastings.  As in "The Battle of Hastings".

I could get used to that

C'm'ere Hastings!!!

Good boy!

Labradoodle... yes, that breed name still amuses me.


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May. 27th, 2005 @ 01:32 am Up to my ears in JAVA
Today at about noon I got the last Software Engineering assignment of the year.

I started on it at about 7:00 pm.  I finished around 11.


It's a shame really.  I wish I had more stuff to do.  I loved doing this assignment, and now that it's done I don't know what to do with myself.  I truly enjoy writing code, when I have a suitable goal to work at.  Maybe next I'll make a gui for uConvert.

Anyways, if you have JAVA installed and a program that can open bzip archives (I reccomend using 7-zip) you can download the compiled program here.  Extract the 'stuff' directory to somewhere, and double click on the start file inside of it.

Then just fiddle with the sliders.  I've bug-tested it as much as one can for a program with 4 sliders, but if you find any bugs, please tell me.  If it does not run at all, however, you probably don't have JAVA, or don't have it set up properly.


NOTES: This program will be refined slightly later on, but for now it's working well and amusing to play with.  Also: currently the program is under a no modification/no redistribution type license because the assignment hasn't been turned in yet.  I don't care to give out the source code until the due date is passed.  When that's over I'll GPL it and let you play with it.


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Sep. 16th, 2004 @ 09:28 pm My Other Blog
Right now my current blog is at Xanga. This is just a placeholder so I can comment on other blogs.
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